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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Should have used python. The answer is youme.

    • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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      Most languages support concatenation of strings using the + operator. The only mainstream languages I can think of that don’t are PHP (which uses “.”) and low-level languages like C & C++.

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        JavaScript might even concatenate some integers instead of adding them just for shits and giggles.

      • Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        R uses paste0() for some reason

      • azvasKvklenko
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        Lua uses ..

      • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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        C++ does as well, doesn’t it? Though I don’t often use std::string, so I’m not sure. But every other string type I worked with had + overloaded.

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          I dunno, I’ve never actually worked in C++, but I tried it out online and it didn’t seem to work.

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      The answer is NameError: ‘you’ is not defined

    • Square Singer@feddit.de
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      Only if you put “you” and “me” in quotation marks.

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        deleted by creator

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      The answer is false. youme !<3

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    If you are one and I am one then you plus me is love.

    you = 1

    me = 1

    you + me < 3

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      You may try to divide us but we’ll always be as one.

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    My brain is too mushy to do it myself right now, but I wonder what the result would be if we were to consider the alphabet a base-26 number system and added the numbers that correspond to those letters.

    actually, fuck it lets go

    me (13),(5)

    you (25),(15),(20)

    5 + 20 = 25 (y)

    13 + 15 = 28 (carry)
    28 - 26 = 2 (b)

    25 + (carried) 1 = 26 (z)

    you + me = zby.

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      I feel like javascript would actually do this :P

    • palitu@lemmy.perthchat.org
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      Pepsi?

      Extra credit!

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      💞💞💞zby

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    “undefinedundefined”

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      [Object object]

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    Honestly dodged a bullet there when they can’t even get their errors straight. Obviously an undefined variable you and me would be more appropriate. Duh. 👯‍♀️

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    When js is ur bf/gf:

    84

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    youme

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    I know my calculus. It says you+me = us

    Stupid AI!

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    Less than three

    …unless 😳

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    I am the mayor of Bonetown — Population: you and me.

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