spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 months agorule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafeimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1290arrow-down12
arrow-up1288arrow-down1imagerule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafespujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoBut only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoDon’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThat reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI would just like to let you know you’re a good friend o7
But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
Don’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
I would just like to let you know you’re a good friend o7