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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

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"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    “Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”

    Or worse

    "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*

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      Even worse

      “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”

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        They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.

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      1: Nobody would notice regardless

      2: That’ll happen even without you

      3: :'(

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