LAKELAND, FL—In what the evangelical congregation hailed as a significant step forward for its security capabilities, local megachurch Lakeland Liberty Fellowship confirmed Tuesday it had conducted a successful test of a nuclear missile. “Today’s detonation of a 50-kiloton thermonuclear device should serve as a…
  • pancakesEnglish
    401·
    6 months ago

    This is one of those “Oh that’s so crazy. That would never happen in the real world.”

    And then ten years later some American court rules that their right to bear arms and “one nation under god” extends to nuclear warheads.

    • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.mlEnglish
      6·
      6 months ago

      Existence of a privately owned nuke is a security hazard of all sorts, no country would accept this.

      Though illegal means exist, and I heavily think there’s a billionaire out there that has a nuke in one of their displays for lols through it.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.caEnglish
        6·
        6 months ago

        The goal is for the government to own a nuke, and for a corporation to own the government.

        Check and check.