• teft@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn’t how you will get out of it.

    • halyk.the.red@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      I’m not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there’s a chance they’d give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we’re just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

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        4 months ago

        Looks luke someone doesn’t know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee

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        4 months ago

        Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

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      4 months ago

      Clearly you’ve never actually met a bard before. Haven’t you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It’s bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.