• AlligatorBlizzard
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      5 months ago

      Everything in the South shortens someone’s lifespan. Palmetto bugs aren’t the only reason I moved out of Florida, but they’re definitely on the list somewhere.

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        5 months ago

        Moving out of FL sounds like one of those things you’ll look back on someday and not regret at all.

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          5 months ago

          Like moving out of any post-industrial place that has become an absolute shithole.

          Yeah, I’m looking at you, Middlesbrough.

    • Mothra@mander.xyz
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      5 months ago

      I know palmetto bugs are cockroaches and I believe they may have shortened your lifespan but they aren’t the flying types, right?