• rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Imagine having such a boner for a man, who can’t care less about you, that you tattoo his double chin on your body.

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    4 months ago

    Flag is upside down, compared to picture. it was fittingly upside down in picture. What a terrible tattoo on terrible person, of a terrible person.

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    4 months ago

    That’s gonna be fun to get removed or covered when someone comes to their senses. Nah, anyone this stupid probably won’t ever wake up.

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      4 months ago

      The sniper who patiently waited for the dude to get off three shots, only to learn that he missed.

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    Guy gets nicked in the ear and suddenly he’s a living martyr. Take it like Teddy, you fucking baby.

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    4 months ago

    My partner posted this to a “Wanting Trump to penetrate you is not a personality” Facebook group.

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    4 months ago

    Oh noes i got hit by glass shards!

    So anyway…

    Yeah, its an attempt on his life. Whoever did this (apparently a conservative?) did wrong. Yes, Trump bad, trump devil himself, but you dont shoot political opponents, you dont want to become Mexico in that regard.

    Having said that…

    Trump didn’t wait for the band aid to patch over the scratches on his ear to claim he took a bullet for democracy. Not only is he the Devil, he is also a big fat loser who needs to aggrandize every single one of his stories to appear interesting, a typical trait for a narcissist, begging for more attention.

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      It looks to me like he took a load to the face from the one agent while the other cuddles with him in comfort or as a cuck.

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    4 months ago

    As with Reagan, both attempts display lack of “leaders” ability to inspire competence.

    Though, tbh, his hit on the ear is spot on. Everyone needs to learn to listen better. Trump & Putin especially.