Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. The Onion takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances.
  • solsangraal@lemmy.zipEnglish
    381·
    4 months ago

    poor onion couldn’t compete with reality so they had to start printing facts

    • alekwithak@lemmy.worldEnglish
      281·
      4 months ago

      I was gonna say…

      "Face Shape: Cherubic.

      Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

      When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

      Where even is the satire?

    • classic@fedia.io
      11·
      4 months ago

      Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil

      Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that

  • Snapz@lemmy.worldEnglish
    26·
    4 months ago

    When Scanned At Vet, Microchip Identifies Owner As: Peter Thiel

    Make sure you know the truth around this part and how it relates to elon musk announcing that he’ll perpetually donate $45 million per month to trump.

  • Omega_Man@lemmy.worldEnglish
    19·
    4 months ago

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    This is gold. Can we all just pretend the Elzagard series is real and just gaslight the fuck out of everyone?