This is the China he’s supposed to be a strongman against, right?

Was it like…“oh honey I hope your sweet little ear is okay by the next time we meet. I need my nibbles!” …or maybe more vulgar like “that dressing reminds me of when I cream pied your ear last October. When can I see you again?” It’s so tough to know where they stand.

“You will be missed.”

It was on beautiful cream colored paper with glorious cherry blossoms in the margins and it read, “Fuck Off.” So beautiful you guys!

What a bro.

Why do we keep giving him light of day? It’s like trying to kill cancer cells with sugar.

With tears arrrr over hisis