• @[email protected]
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    462 months ago

    I figured the bots were all offline to replace “Biden” with “Kamala” in the code.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Hmmmmm…how about we change the nominee from Harris to someone else just as the bots come back online. Only to do it again, and again, and again, only to last minute “SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! IT WAS HARRIS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!”

  • @[email protected]
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    122 months ago

    I’m here! Not going anywhere because this year has been kind of expensive. I just watched a video of a woman making mushroom soup inside a watermelon over a fire, and like, why?

    • @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      I love that it’s how soups and stews used to be made.

      Cut open a gourd, scoop out the stuff you don’t want, throw in some other stuff, and put the thing over a fire to cook.

      Watermelon mushroom soup, however, does not sound tasty.

        • @[email protected]
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          92 months ago

          They didn’t have a pumpkin, so they substituted in a watermelon and intend to leave a bad review for the recipe.

          • @[email protected]
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            42 months ago

            This is how I cook. I try new things then leave a bad review for myself when it doesn’t turn out tasty.

            • @[email protected]
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              22 months ago

              My wife says there’s a recipe for a reason, but to me a recipe is just a starting point.

              • @[email protected]
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                22 months ago

                A recipe is just a vague suggestion. The true adventure is trying to figure out how to integrate durian into every meal.

  • @[email protected]M
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    Spending the holiday at home. Started a new job (well, same job, new employer) recently, so there was a bit of uncertainty about my work schedule, so we decided to take it easy at home, and instead go visit family up north when the kids have vacation from school in October.

    I don’t mind the delay, I just wish we could’ve done it in the summer instead - I haven’t had a proper Arctic summer in years. It doesn’t feel like summer to me when the sun sets before 23:00

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    62 months ago

    Nah I’m just unemployed.

      • verity_kindle
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        32 months ago

        Well, good luck on finding the right pants and on the interview. You sound more well adjusted than 1/3 of the highly paid professionals I endured when I worked in an office.

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    42 months ago

    If I was on holiday I wouldn’t be much on Lemmy. But I am at “work” and I am in severe shitpost withdrawal !

  • @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    If only being on holiday meant that I’d be less online. If anything, it’s the opposite.

    For me bussines has been quiet for a few weeks and I haven’t gotten many calls from customers, so here I’m.

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    Currently on holiday in the Cotswolds, UK. So long you stay away from the main touristy spots it’s good, even though we are in the middle of the tourist season.

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    22 months ago

    No annual leave till september-october. I hate the crowded summer season, so usually work most of the summer. Its quiet anyways.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      This reminds me of my Aunt trying to tell me in 2020 “Oh, you should go to NYC right now! It’s great because everything is closed because everyone has Covid.”

      and I said “But…then I’d just be in a big city where everything is closed, and everyone has covid.”

      This at a time before the vaccine came out, and Covid was still very much a deadly threat. Yeah, my aunt is USUALLLY smart. She didn’t think that comment through at all.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      I’m really curious how you ended up on Lemmy… I didn’t think this tweens even knew the fediverse existed

      • @[email protected]
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        -62 months ago

        Jokes on you I’m only 9… and your mother let me use her iPad. I’m getting boogers and Cheeto dust on everything loser