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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 10 个月前

Genie dislikes cloud

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Genie dislikes cloud

alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 10 个月前
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  • shininghero@pawb.social
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    Fine, Oracle’s cloud it is then.

  • darvocet@infosec.pub
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    Fine, I’ll use GCP then.

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    This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.

    Yes, I know I’m overthinking this joke about Amazon’s ridiculous pricing.

    • Rooki@programming.dev
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      Here i will need 50$ for logging and 40$ for Github Security Scan in a nutshell

      • AWS
    • Laborer3652@reddthat.com
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      deleted by creator

  • Noxy@yiffit.net
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    most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil

    5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one

    a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else

    not even halfway to 100mil and I’m already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess

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      deleted by creator

  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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    Can I buy a house?

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      For the last time, We’re not increasing the budget !

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Just be quick, or you may not have enough money.

  • Redkey@programming.dev
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    This genie must’ve read or watched Brewster’s Millions.

  • roofuskit@lemmy.world
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    I’ll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won’t take the whole month.

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    someone else’s computer*

  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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    I’m going to get the most overpriced ai service I can possibly find to say “gib” over and over and over until it’s all gone.

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      The hobbits are leaving to Isengard!

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    easy, just buy someones small passion project for 100m.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

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