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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

The ring of fire

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The ring of fire

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    Don’t buy the anal vibrator on Temu

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips

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    Wait… That’s not a couch!

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      Doesn’t matter had sex

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        Vance? Is that you?

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    pondered your orb too hard?

    • Carl
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      I burned my father’s hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.

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    Damn, Taco Bell?

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    That’s right where my balls would have been!!!

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      Goodness gracious great balls of fire

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    And I fell into a burning ring of fire

    I went down, down, down as the flames went rising higher

    And it burns, burns, burns

    And it burns, burns, burns

    In a ring of fire

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      Doot doo doot doo doot doodoodooooo

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_33YgkoLaE

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    Someone dropped the cherry?

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      And then maybe farted in sheer panic?

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        Pushed it right through, think you’re right

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    Chipotle

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      ShitPotLe

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    Warning: hot beverage

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      Thanks for reminding me of the phrase “fused labia”

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        I don’t want The Algorithm to have those keywords in my data

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    Glad to see Red Hot Nickel Ball is back.

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    This is why we cover our orbs people!

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    This is what happens when a Voldemort gets hold of a Hairy Pooter.

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    Try not to fall in to the burning ring of fire. You’ll go down down down as the flames get higher.

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    The ghost of ghost peppers past

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