• x4740N@lemm.ee
    91·
    5 months ago

    Watched Godzilla minus one, Godzilla only cares about you in the ways of being a tasty snack

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
      3·
      5 months ago

      I listened to a preacher preach about how our lives wouldn’t have any meaning if a divine being doesn’t exist that has a plan for all of us.

      I believe Godzilla is that divine being, and his plan for us all is to be his snacks!

      Praise the great lizard! 🙏🙌

      • samus12345@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        5 months ago

        Wouldn’t that mean that poor god’s existence has no meaning, since there’s no even more divine being that has a plan for him?

        • Ignotum@lemmy.world
          2·
          5 months ago

          No no, god gets their meaning from super-god, and super-god gets their meaning from super-duper god, etc

          It’s gods all the way down

          And on the bottom, holding everything up, is Godzilla (praise be)

    • Lucidlethargy
      1·
      5 months ago

      As someone who has accepted godzilla as his personal savior, I will pray for you.