umbraroze@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · edit-25 months agoTurtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up195arrow-down1imageTurtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."lemmy.worldumbraroze@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · edit-25 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
Bonus material: Classic snapping turtle copypasta The actual paper cited We need to address this company that still doesn’t do turtle pacification as per scientific consensus
minus-squarebrbpostinglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoThought it was for constipation until I read the text above it
Thought it was for constipation until I read the text above it