Shrek Runner

"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

All-you-can-eat buffets in the swamps of Duloc. I watched ogres sing and dance in perfect harmony on the Hills of Far Far Away. I’ve been chased by dragons who just wanted to be loved. I’ve heard Shrek snore so loud it shook the walls of the outhouse.

All those moments will be lost in time, like burps in a swamp.

Time to hit the road, Shrek.”

I feel like there’s a followup with that fucking dragon as the giant hologram, and I’m trying not to imagine it.

Tfw she wants more children

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Goes hard

That is definitely a thing.