• JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    bags of shit can at least be used as fertilizer.

    He’s more like… the carcass of a fly that’s been in the back window of a car for over a year so it’s all dried out and getting sun bleached. Useless, kinda gross, and needs to be thrown out.

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      4 months ago

      Bags of shit can also be lit on fire and placed in front of somebody’s door if 80s and 90s teen comedy movies are to be believed

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      4 months ago

      I bet Joe Rogan could be used as fertiliser too.

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        4 months ago

        I mean, that’s technically true, but I wouldn’t want my veggies or mushrooms uptaking any potential heavy metals or other pollutants that he may be harboring.

        Anyone who promotes eating equine ivermectin for covid has probably ingested other dubious ‘medications’ or ‘supplements’ that are more likely to contain contaminants due to lack of oversight.