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Fuck yeah Timmy, get me some of that green shit and you can keep the change
MOM!! It happened again!! YOU GOTTA COME SMELL MY PEE!!
Mom, can I
have somefuckinmoney forthe asparagustruck?You didn’t necessarily have to delete the word truck.
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JD is that you?
You gotta know your market, drive that fucker past a keto gym and they’ll be chasing you around the block.
Fuck yus, it’s asparagus!
Fuss yuck!
I remember peeling this off the ‘Off The Wall’ calender 30 odd years ago.
This fucking rhyme has been worming around my head since, and will probably be my dying thought.
Especially if you choke to death on asparagus
Viable business idea in Germany.
Success is guaranteed if he swaps the green for white asparagus.
Unless he’s magic like Riccardus the Ice Cream Man, he’s just an Asparamonger. But we’ll never know.
She reads the future by tossing asparagus in the air.
Was referring to the comic. In the above comic, we do not know whether or not the driver of the truck possesses divination abilities, we only know that he has a mouth like a sailor and sells asparagus from his vehicle.
Not gonna lie, I could actually go for some asparagus right now…
Being an adult means getting excited when asparagus goes on sale
really funny
