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    • @[email protected]
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      If giving the fight attention gives us even a small probability of one of them getting brain damage, this is one of the few times I’m willing to give them attention

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        Zuck will destroy that man baby and it won’t be close.

        And you know what?

        Zuckerberg, you scary reptile man, I’ll vote for you if you internally decapitate Musk. That’s my offer.

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        Are we sure neither of them already have brain damage? One is an emotionless robot and the other is a babbling moron.

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          Just cross referenced these claims and both specimens fit both descriptions.

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        Imagine a world if Donald Trump actually had billions of dollars …

        Thats what would happen if one of these douchers gets brain damage.

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    “1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back. Ohh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.” -Elon Musk

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        He would use letters just to be contrary. Just like he named his kid with numbers. Must be fun to be rich as hell and do whatever pops in your head.

  • kitonthenet
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    Absolutely not I am not rehabilitating Mark “Cambridge Analytica” Zuckerberg by calling him “Zuck”

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    Bringing your meme bullshit issues to work and focusing on that instead of your job. Great work ethic Elon!

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    I’ve seen Musk’s pictures from the beach. That man has not worked out once in his life. Nor did he ever work in his life.

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    I’m really hoping for a fatality, maybe two. One might be enough if the survivor goes to prison for a long time.

    But man, this bullshit about “I don’t have time to work out”, from the asshat who is shitposting all day every day? The guy whose companies only seem to do well when he’s too distracted to get involved and interfere in their operations? Who is he trying to fool? Who are the fools who are actually taken in by that bullshit?