I have annexed the dwelling and all belongings of the strange bipedal creatures. They did not put up any fight, a wise choice. They even continue to bring me food, perhaps they have determined that I am their god?
The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.
I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.
Day 3, Cat Log:
I have annexed the dwelling and all belongings of the strange bipedal creatures. They did not put up any fight, a wise choice. They even continue to bring me food, perhaps they have determined that I am their god?
Can’t help read that in Ze Frank’s voice.
Dear Diary:
The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.
I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.
This is wonderful and I thank you for the hearty chuckle!