• Zagorath@aussie.zone
    42·
    3 months ago

    The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.

    He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.

    • Skua@kbin.earth
      16·
      3 months ago

      For the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
      13·
      3 months ago

      And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)