• sakodak@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.

  • Godort@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.

    Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You’d need a source of milk and rennet, you’d need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in

  • papacraw@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 months ago

    You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won’t demonstrate as it’s quite embarrassing.

  • pancakes
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    3 months ago

    They live in the area just outside of El Dorito