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The poll stopped me in my tracks but it’s actually even worse.

It should not take this long to get to imdb

Edit2: didn’t even realize it thinks I’ll “love it” based on things I look up. I don’t think I’d like it.

Edit³: IMDb was the example I used without thinking. I’m aware that there’s a link to it in the top card. It’s the other web results that I don’t already know about that I’d like to see. I now know there’s a hidden “web” tab. There’s also https://www.google.com/search?udm=14&q=example` but it’s still mildly infuriating that you have to know about these things to get the basic results we expected for years.

  • @akilou
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    11328 days ago

    Damn. I switched to DDG like well over a year ago and thought I was just kind of putting up with it for the sake of privacy. Turns out I didn’t know how good I have it

    • @[email protected]
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      2328 days ago

      Exactly. I’ve been using DDG for years now and when I have to use Google search for whatever reason, I am quickly reminded how crap ggl is.

      • Carighan Maconar
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        328 days ago

        I just wish DDG would finally kill their Apple Maps. Over here they’re so incredibly unusable it’s just not funny any more. I’ll take here maps before that POS.

        It’s so bad that on desktop, you can’t even go and click on alternative elements on the map without explicitly changing your search terms to them. You see them, but they’re non-interactive. So the incredibly common case “I remember the name of the restaurant next to this place” (or something similar) cannot be done on DDG, on account of getting Apple money to include their maps.

        • @[email protected]
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          Using a specialized tool for the task is the way to go, in my opinion. I use OpenStreetMaps when I need to look at the map. If I’m looking for some famous(ish) place, I look it up on Wikipedia and jump to OSM from there.

        • @akilou
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          128 days ago

          Completely agree! I wish you could choose which map to use. I still use and love google maps.

    • @[email protected]
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      1328 days ago

      It shouldn’t take this long to get to imdb

      In case anyone here isn’t aware, you can directly search IMDB from DuckDuckGo by using the bang !imdb.

    • @[email protected]
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      DDG is moving into the same direction. I had to use ublock to hide the news block that appears when I’m searching for a movie/show in order to avoid spoilers.

      • Carighan Maconar
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        928 days ago

        In fact this was one of the key features lauded about DDG in its early days, the “instant result”-boxes.

        Google kinda only went hard on them afterwards, probably seeing a good idea over at DDG because for the vast majority of people, they’re looking for answers and results, not specifically objects of type link-to-search-result. They don’t need a list of links, so long as the information they were after is reliably in those generated cards.

        See OP wanting an IMDB link, which is directly there as Google correctly assumed that’s a very very very common use case for googling the name of a movie.

    • modifier
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      328 days ago

      I had the identical reaction. Thanks OP for posting this repellent screenshot. So glad I changed my defaults.

    • @canOP
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      5428 days ago

      They’re throwing shit at the wall I guess. Last week I got this in my YouTube feed:

      • LostXOR
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        Great, now they’re going to start giving us exams before we’re allowed to watch a video.

        • @canOP
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          928 days ago

          I doubt it. They know I’m into audio production and this is kind of a softball question. Maybe if they start giving me more advanced ones.

          • Jilanico
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            1728 days ago

            The Gemini logo next to the word “Experiment” makes me suspicious.

            • @canOP
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              1128 days ago

              The quiz itself was definitely made by an AI.

          • @[email protected]
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            428 days ago

            I think it’s just something creators can do to boost gain extra impressions but apparently they don’t have to do it themselves anymore…

          • Jilanico
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            228 days ago

            Simple questions with known answers might be a way to weed out malicious/untrustworthy responders.

            • Eager Eagle
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              Yes, control questions, in a form, with 20 other open-ended questions which answers actually have value.

              This is solely for engagement. Trivia questions have no value for training models.

        • @canOP
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          327 days ago

          No, it’s lower volume (think amplification). Lower pitch would be from low frequency.

  • Caveman
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    5628 days ago

    Here’s duckduckgo result for comparison

    • Lad
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      2828 days ago

      Here’s AskJeeves result for comparison

        • Lad
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          827 days ago

          Yeah I have no idea what any if that is! I miss Jeeves :(

      • @canOP
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        Damn, I knew Jeeves had fallen but this is actually baffling.

    • @canOP
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      2228 days ago

      This is the impetus I needed

    • TheTechnician27
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      1828 days ago

      Your daily reminder that DDG also has an infinite scroll option under its settings. (Seriously, DDG’s Settings menu is so good.}

    • @canOP
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      227 days ago

      Probably, luckily I had no interest in watching it and looked it up for other reasons.

  • @iAmTheTot
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    I know this won’t be the answer people want, but to be perfectly frank if I know I want the IMDb page for a movie, I put IMDb in the query. It will put the page you want right at the top, none of that extra shit, and it will even probably predict what you’re typing before you finish.

    • @[email protected]
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      2328 days ago

      separately, imdb itself has been enshittified enough that, most times, i don’t want the imdb page as a search result.

    • @canOP
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      528 days ago

      imdb wasn’t really the point, that’s on me, I could have also just tapped imdb on the card at the very top. It’s the other sites that I don’t know to search for that I would like to see promoted

  • MrMobius
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    2228 days ago

    Don’t worry, Google is actually getting sued for its various malpractices (paying browsers millions to be their default search engine, Google adsense putting the best bidder at the top of the search results, etc). It might even come to the US justice system ordering the breakup of various Google products into smaller independent companies.

    • @[email protected]
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      I remember a time where you could get multiple search results without scrolling

      So one doesn’t count.

      • @[email protected]
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        227 days ago

        Yes, but their edit says that it shouldn’t take so long to get to IMDB which is what I was commenting on.

        The fact that there is only one result is awful.

  • @[email protected]
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    2128 days ago

    It was too good and offered no financial incentive for them to continue with it. It’s better if users scroll endlessly looking for the information that used to simply be available instantly.

  • Ech
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    1828 days ago

    If anyone still wants to use google without this, you can use this url, replacing ‘example’ with your search

    https://www.google.com/search?udm=14&q=example

    • @[email protected]
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      227 days ago

      You can add it as a search engine on your browser for fewer steps. There are add-ons that can help you with that.

  • mechoman444
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    1727 days ago

    To be fair. All the information for the movie is right there at the top. If you wanted just info about the movie.

    The poll though… Ya… That’s kinda crazy.

  • @[email protected]
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    Tbf there’s a link to imdb on the first image

    Yeah I usually like the Google boxes in search results, but this is so excessive. Everything after and including the polls is just completely unnecessary

  • LazaroFilm
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    I switched to DuckDuckGo on all my devices and I get shocked that people can’t find anything when they search.

  • th3dogcow
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    1128 days ago

    It sucks, yes. But, if you select the “web” tab instead of the “all” tab at the top of the page, you’ll get something more akin to what you’re looking for. There’s probably even a way to script it so that it defaults to that view.

    • @canOP
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      The tab that you have to scroll past shopping to know it even exists.