Pffft, I’ve never even jerked a single circle in my life.

Now, oblate spheroids on the other hand…

I smell OP

OP never reads comments so they wont know i think theyre the best

OP just doesn’t want to lose the game

Yeah, cuz people keep replying with pictures of your primary caregiver in explicit situations. I mean, we all had a very intimate relationship with them, just so you know, OP. Oh, that’s right, you don’t read the comments. What a shame.