Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 7 个月前“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down114
arrow-up1277arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 7 个月前message-square52fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down2·7 个月前I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
minus-squarekinsnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 个月前yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·7 个月前He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him. Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 个月前He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.
Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
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