Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 5 months ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down114
arrow-up1277arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down2·5 months agoI love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
minus-squarekinsnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoyeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·5 months agoHe just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him. Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoHe measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.
Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
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