Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down114
arrow-up1277arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up99arrow-down1·1 month ago7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 month agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareUlvainlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThe meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoIt’s the superior unit.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoEvery little micron counts. Eh?
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoJust out here tryin to be average.
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoOnly counts if you measure it.
minus-squareTyfud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoYeah, exactly. This is pure satire. That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·1 month agoImplied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.
minus-squaredanekrae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-21 month agoIn my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.
7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It’s the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.
Yeah, exactly. This is pure satire.
That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.
Implied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.
In my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.