• nonentity
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    3 months ago

    It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.

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      3 months ago

      By definition, cows are female.

      Your joke sucks, unless it’s a “onejoke”, in which case it sucks even more.

      Nut milk comes from bulls, now that’s a better joke.

      • Mature female cattle are called cows

      • Mature intact male cattle are bulls

      • Young female cattle are called heifers

      • Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks

      • Castrated male cattle are known as steers.

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        3 months ago

        I was going to suggest digging up, but you’re on track to reach orbit if you maintain tunnelling on this bearing and momentum.

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      3 months ago

      Cows are by-definition female.

      Intact mature male cattle are called bulls.