For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Preach it. The pickles just turn to mush from the heat of the sandwich and that ain’t right.
Using the wrong pickles, then. Get the deli style thicker versions, and they never go mushy.