• Bob Robertson IX
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    22622 days ago

    Yeah, I know it was a mistake but the responsible thing is to carry that campaign full term.

    • Bakkoda
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      2421 days ago

      The campaign will reject this naturally

      Or some crazy shit i dunno

      • @[email protected]
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        1521 days ago

        If it’s a legitimate discontinuation the campaign has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

        • Bakkoda
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          221 days ago

          That so much better than mine haha

  • FuglyDuck
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    8922 days ago

    This is hilarious.

    So. would it be improper to see how many votes he takes from Turnip anyway?

      • FuglyDuck
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        1522 days ago

        So. Over/under at let’s say 1% in at least 1 swing state?

      • @[email protected]
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        1021 days ago

        Before the election actually occurs I’m sure he’ll start throwing a tantrum over how all RFK votes should be counted as Trump votes.

  • @[email protected]
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    8622 days ago

    Insists to be let on, can’t get on some, sues to be.

    Can’t get removed from ballot.

    It’s just too much

  • @[email protected]
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    5521 days ago

    RFK could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly seen in his backyard tying dozens of pigeons to a lawn chair to see if he could fly.

  • @[email protected]
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    3922 days ago

    Lololol. Does brain worm guy think that being on the ballot might draw more votes for the brain worms guy from Republicans than Democrats? Why would he think that, I wonder?

    • @Furball
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      4022 days ago

      By the way, the voice he has is from a medical condition and isnt one of the many things we should make fun of the carcass collector for

      • @vulgarcynic
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        1322 days ago

        I’m sorry that karma gave this cunt a gravely voice. Deeply sorry. Hopefully whatever it was is fatal next time.

        • @Furball
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          4022 days ago

          I’m not saying this because I feel sorry for him but other people also have this condition and making fun of one bad person who has it hurts good people who have it.

          • @[email protected]
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            1421 days ago

            It’s even worse for regular people with the condition, because the next most famous guy with it is Scott Adams, the Dilbert guy.

            • @[email protected]
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              621 days ago

              Who also just happens to be a MAGA shithead. Filbert was funny in the beginning, tapered off a bit as he ran thinner on material (as most all comic strips do) but I don’t bother to read it after finding out more about Adams.

              • @[email protected]
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                321 days ago

                I was just sad to find out (after falling away from the funnies pages for a decade or so) that he had sided with the pointiest haired boss he could find.

      • @mindbleach
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        121 days ago

        Like from a childhood illness, or from one of the many disgusting animal-related absurdities that are his own fault?

        • @Furball
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          221 days ago

          He has Spasmodic Dysphonia, which is a voice condition with an unknown cause. However, it certainly doesn’t come from cutting off the heads of whales

  • RickRussell_CA
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    1222 days ago

    Does anyone think that RFK Jr would be any kind of spoiler? If he got as much as 0.5% of the vote in any state, I’d be floored. I mean, I guess it could be a super-close race, but I don’t think it was a given that all of RFK’s voters would turn Trump anyway.

    • @[email protected]
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      3022 days ago

      . 5% in a swing state is not nothing, could very much make the election in a state like Pennsylvania.

    • Xanthrax
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      You should make a ridiculous bet so we can all reference this later, just in case. Preferably with photos, please.

      (I’m not hoping that would happen, but we’d have a silver lining if it did)

  • @[email protected]
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    This is what we’ve come to exp3ct from third party candidates. Some might have good intentions but if they any sort of momentum expect there is some sort of parasite infesting their head.