BALTIMORE—Threatening significant legal consequences if the campaign failed to heed its warnings, the Francis Scott Key estate sent a cease-and-desist letter to Donald Trump on Friday that demanded he discontinue use of “The Star-Spangled Banner” at his rallies. “This unauthorized political usage is in clear violation of what Francis stood for and everything his song […]
Would you look at that! I ate the onion!
Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.
For half a second I freaked out, then saw the community. Ooof, this one damn near got me with the realism.
I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, “it should be public domain by now.”
I didn’t know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.
Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.