• tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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    3 months ago

    Did someone dump a can of cream-of-mushroom soup on that? I don’t know what I’m looking at.

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      3 months ago

      It’s a quarter cup of cat barf. It’s difficult at first to get your pets to barf into measuring cups, but it absolutely can be done. Carrot, not the stick. Positive reinforcement.

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        3 months ago

        Because they look and taste like dog food.

        How about some People Style fries, please?

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        3 months ago

        Thousand Island dressing + nacho saucethermoplastic sealant.

        remember. Thousand Island is McDonald’s “secret sauce”. (though there’s some distinctions in their particular thousand island.)