gizmonicus to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前simple trick ruleimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down10
arrow-up1161arrow-down1imagesimple trick rulegizmonicus to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前message-square8fedilink
minus-squareToxicHyena linkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 年前damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I’ll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
minus-squareDrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.nolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
minus-squaredipbeneaththelasers@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前My brain doesn’t know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I’ll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
My brain doesn’t know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉