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damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I’ll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
My brain doesn’t know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉
BRB, putting mustard on my dick
Did it work…?
Spicy Dijohnny, they call him now…
Thats a nasty allergy
