Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoHow many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1235arrow-down123
arrow-up1212arrow-down1message-squareHow many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·4 months agoDad shows up to game. He’s drunk again. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out. Never comes back. That’s Tucker.
minus-squareCroquettelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoDad only shows up at game drunk. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out. “See you next week son”
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·4 months ago“He swings like a girl!”
Dad shows up to game. He’s drunk again. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out.
Never comes back. That’s Tucker.
Dad only shows up at game drunk. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out.
“See you next week son”
“He swings like a girl!”