For the younger folks who missed it, the text is an Airplane! (1980) reference, which itself was a parody of Zero Hour! (1957).
Surely you can’t be serious.
I am serious…
And don’t call me Shirley.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
This plane has four engines. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
IT’S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT K- oops, just read your username, sorry.
I just wanted to say. Good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Oh stewardess, I speak jive
Is that Rick Moranis?
It is. Rick Moranis is a hero, love that man.
Isn’t this the guy who shrunk his kids?
Nah, that’s the keymaster.
No he’s the hero who saved the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane from burning down by pissing all over it after drinking an entire vat of beer.
Are y’all sure? He looks like Vinz Clortho to me.
No, I’m pretty sure he’s the guy from hit TV show The Gatekeeper.
He also blew up the baby.
And owned a talking plant.
And ordered the ship to Ludicrous Speed.
Can’t have been a good week to quit sniffing glue.
Captain, how soon can you land?
They’ll all have to be taken to hospital
Hospital? What is it?
It’s a big building where they treat sick people - but that’s not important right now.
