• cogman@lemmy.world
      70·
      3 months ago

      See? Weird. All the women do that when I walk in the room. Also I slashed my wife’s tires to get her to date me.

      I’m Jesse Watters.

    • voracitude@lemmy.world
      25·
      3 months ago

      I bet women don’t cover their drinks when Walz walks Tim Waltzes into the room

      I can’t believe you just left that perfect opportunity sitting by the wayside!