SomeAmateur to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agoAir Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queenwww.duffelblog.comexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down110
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minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoLook, man, I’ve been there. One moment you’re having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you’re in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoSons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoDo they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoOf course. They don’t even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThe real life hacks are always in the reply.
minus-squaremoistclump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoCovered in blizzard, blood in hand.
Look, man, I’ve been there. One moment you’re having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you’re in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.
Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius
Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?
Of course. They don’t even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!
The real life hacks are always in the reply.
Covered in blizzard, blood in hand.