And that distant sound everyone on the planet can hear right now? That’s the sound of Taylor Swift wretching at the thought of having a middle-aged, socially awkward, goofy-looking weirdo express his public interest in impregnating her.
You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.
And that distant sound everyone on the planet can hear right now? That’s the sound of Taylor Swift wretching at the thought of having a middle-aged, socially awkward, goofy-looking weirdo express his public interest in impregnating her.
I thought he meant he’d give her one of his many children he neglects… Oops.
In my defense, it’s really old timey to use “give a child” as a euphemism for pregnancy 😂
53 years old isn’t middle aged.
It’s generally considered between 40 and 60.
You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.
I was thinking of middle aged as just 40s. But brittanica agrees with you, so guess I’ve been using the term wrong.