• Eochaid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You need to try better pussy.

    I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.

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      1 year ago

      Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it’s clean, it’s not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it

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        1 year ago

        But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.

        Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it’s going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass.

        Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that’s generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.

        The ass’ only job is to jettison waste from your body. It’s literally just a shute for poop. It doesn’t clean itself because it doesn’t need to. It’s gross because that’s its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication…

        But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.