KPI because I’m tired of having a good thing going, an exec strolls in and decides they don’t have time to learn about what we’re doing, KPIs get spun up, and then we shift from getting things done well to getting things done in a way that games the KPIs so we don’t get fired by said exec whose entire job is to glance over a chart once a month as if that gives him real insight into the team
Yous were convinced by a billionaire to use that instead of “contact” or “get in touch” so he could sell more stuff, and also it sounds conceited as fuck; like you’re doing someone a favour by contacting them 🤢
What’s the worst one on the list and why?
KPI because I’m tired of having a good thing going, an exec strolls in and decides they don’t have time to learn about what we’re doing, KPIs get spun up, and then we shift from getting things done well to getting things done in a way that games the KPIs so we don’t get fired by said exec whose entire job is to glance over a chart once a month as if that gives him real insight into the team
“Touch base” in my opinion. It’s the weakest, most common justification for meetings that serve little purpose.
For me, it’s not even on the list
“Reach out”
Yous were convinced by a billionaire to use that instead of “contact” or “get in touch” so he could sell more stuff, and also it sounds conceited as fuck; like you’re doing someone a favour by contacting them 🤢
9gag because It’s not even an iFunny watermark.
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