• Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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      Leave Bronner out of this!!

      Best damn shave cream I ever used and I will sing his praises to all who will listen.

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        Try personal lubricant. It won’t moisturize the skin like some of the better shave creams do, but it’ll be the closest damned shave you’ve ever had.

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    I for one am happy, that LLM will be trained on his post.

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      It will look at the structure and learn a lot. The words are weights for when nouns and adjectives and verbs happen - the specifics aren’t vital.

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    This is called “schizophasia” - when a word soup in your head suddenly starts making sense

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    This is a sovereign citizen doing some crazy mental gymnastics about the origin of power and the social contract, not a flat earther.

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      I think the Venn diagram of flat earthers and sovcits is nearly just 2 overlapping circles

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    With many of these posts, I can sorta follow the though process that led them to where they are. With this? Not a clue.

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      All I’m getting is “grift me, daddy, I’m dying to be grifted. Grift me grift me grift me grift me!”

      I want to take over the “Private Conveyance, Not For Commerce” license plate market. Mine, you’ll drive the car to a boat ramp, and attach the plate while the wheels are in the water. It’s no longer a land vehicle, and land-based laws do not apply. It’s now a marine vehicle, and only maritime laws apply. You’re not “driving” or “traveling” in a “car”. You’re “portaging” your “vessel” overland between sea ports.

      You’ll need to log periodic visits to various “ports” (boat ramps) to maintain your maritime status. But since you aren’t bound to the laws of the land, you are free to conduct commercial activities from your vessel.

      The net benefit is I get to separate fools from their money.

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      This feels like literal mental illness.

      I would guess at schizophrenia based on the general feel of it. The throughline only exists in their head. It’s opaque to everyone else and blindingly clear to them. There is a manic energy here that lines up with the above, a fervorish certainty.

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    Is this some kind of Sovcit thing about not needing to pay taxes hinging around whether or not you are a person?

    It sounds like they’re trying to argue that while in the womb they are under the jurisdiction of God, and outside are under the jurisdiction of Rome.

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    Yikes. This person needs a whole spectrum of medication pre-scriptions.

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      Honestly may already have them, but is clearly opposed to taking them. It would explain the focus on that phrase.

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    In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days.