usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前Donald Trump turns down second debate with Kamala Harriswww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down19cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1526arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump turns down second debate with Kamala Harriswww.bbc.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前message-square58fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 个月前I vote that he’s replaced with a slowly melting ice cube.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 个月前I vote that he is replaced with a robot that cracks eggs into a cold pan at a rate of 1 egg every 10 minutes.
minus-squareAurenkinlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 个月前Come on, we can’t replace him with something more competent
minus-squareNurgus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前Tub of lard. (All three things have replaced British politicians)
I vote that he’s replaced with a slowly melting ice cube.
I vote that he is replaced with a robot that cracks eggs into a cold pan at a rate of 1 egg every 10 minutes.
Come on, we can’t replace him with something more competent
A head of lettuce?
Still too lively.
Tub of lard. (All three things have replaced British politicians)
Lard is tasty and useful.
Empty tub of lard.
That’s just a tub.