• krelvar@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    2 months ago

    As the joke goes…

    Two scientists think they’ve cracked the secret of creating a humanzee. However, in order to test their theory, they need a human to mate with their chimpanzee, so they take out an add in the local newspaper (it’s an old joke. A newspaper is what we used for news in the before times) that reads, “Man wanted for sex with chimpanzee for $1000”

    The next day a man walks in and says, “I’ll do it on three conditions. First, my wife can never know. Second, the children must be baptized. Finally, I’ll have to pay in installments.”

    🐑🥁🐍

    • EmoDuck
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 months ago

      You can tell that this joke is old because they think that $1000 is be a lot. Nowadays, with how much inflation we’ve had, I would want at least $500

      • krelvar@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        I first heard that one in the 80s, when I was in high school. I thought about making it more, but that’s how I heard it, so that’s how I’ll tell it. :)

  • ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 months ago

    The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee)

    OMG you can’t just leave out the other nicknames! Chuman… LOL