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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-24 hours agoYou don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 hours agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoMom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.