• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Yeah I’ve gone topless in cities where it’s legal before and you just need to bring a shirt if you plan on eating

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      2 months ago

      Are tits really that unsanitary that you’re going to infect a restaurant topless? I’ve got nipples, and I think they’re cleaner than my hands because I didn’t touch the door handle with my pecs.

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          2 months ago

          I won’t reveal this secret but I will tell you it’s large and prehensile.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Not really, but it’s one of those things you need to be prepared to be asked to do. Many bars are cool with it though, even ones that are restaurants. I guess the whiskey disinfects the tits

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          2 months ago

          Ah, got it.

          Next time a restaurant gives me shit about being topless, I’ll just dip a rag in some whiskey, rub my nipples with it, and say “there! Are you happy? And proceed to place my order”

      • emzili@programming.dev
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        2 months ago

        It’s something you wouldn’t have a problem with until you sat down in a booth and suddenly your back is covered in some shirtless person’s sweat.