I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
What’s the story, Wishbone?
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
🐶
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
All Ginger No Plan - that’s an amazing life motto. ;)
Sounds like the name of a stand up comedy special.
Sounds like an orange cat
Cannot stand the guy. Pretends to be humble as fuck. Shoots videos of himself being humble as fuck. Turns up in movies to unnecessarily defocus the scene.
Yeah the guy can sing and has a comfortable body, so does my dog.
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Best answer
Shit. I didn’t think this through well enough. Can I change my answer to yours?
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
Everywhere, all at once.
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up face surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
The spirit of the 90s lives on
They’re both male so I’m assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is …un-receding?
Jk
I’m actually a beautiful woman. They will both have to agree to substantial surgeries before they agree to play me.
I can see cross going for that
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Nice try FBI
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
Lady Gaga
I bear no resemblance. I can’t sing. I just think she’s neat.
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