iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/balatro/id6502453075
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.playstack.balatro.android
It appears Google Play is having some kind of payment gateway issue at the moment, so count yr blessins.
iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/balatro/id6502453075
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.playstack.balatro.android
It appears Google Play is having some kind of payment gateway issue at the moment, so count yr blessins.
There a particular reason for the “humanity is doomed” remark or just being dramatic? I looked it up expecting some sort of privacy nightmare or micro transaction hell but I really don’t see any mentions of that, hell reviews seem pretty positive.
the game is just pure fucking crack, this is like a redo of when Tetris first hit the US
I’m having trouble finding the link this moment but I remember reading about a
billionaire or ceopublic figure who is addicted to this game saying that productivity around the world will crash once this game was released on mobile platforms.Edit: not some billionaire ceo. It was this link I was remembering:
https://deadline.com/2024/08/black-mirror-charlie-brooker-interview-1236034654/
Not sure if that’s better or worse lmao
There is no more phone. There is no more world. There is only Balatro now.
I think it just implies that since it’s out on a platform that pretty much everyone has access to, global productivity will plummet due to everyone playing it and getting addicted
That’s the joke, it’s so good everyone will be playing balatro instead of doi g anything else