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Getawombatupya@aussie.zone to FunnyEnglish · 2 years ago

I love places that look after your kids..

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I love places that look after your kids..

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Getawombatupya@aussie.zone to FunnyEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    I want to get a coloring book and crayons when sitting down at a restaurant, too!

    • TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml
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      Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you’ll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don’t finish it, they’ll ask you nicely force you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.

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        How do they force you?

        • TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml
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          They don’t obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.

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      deleted by creator

  • High_Plains_Drifter@lemmy.world
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    Life is too short. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.

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      Life is too short.

      So was he.

      • Getawombatupya@aussie.zoneOP
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        The bar has been lowered

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          Oh I don’t think they’d serve him alcohol

    • ɔiƚoxɘup
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      Dude. So wrong.

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        Don’t be small minded. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.

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          That’s low. Dude can’t help that life shortchanged him.

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          Fair enough. It was just a little joke.

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        Oh come on, it was top shelf humor.

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          Alright, I’ll try not to be so small minded.

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        On so many levels. Not many levels, but a few.

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    Are we not gonna address how Lusted is a surname?

    • Avg@lemm.ee
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      You know how sometimes surnames are based on an ancestors career?

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        This begs even more questions!

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    Why is this even news?

    • quindraco@lemm.ee
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      Because Chloe wasn’t given crayons or a coloring book, despite clearly wanting to draw.

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      its fonny and people like it

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    I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.

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    You may be laughing but he orders the kids meal and has a full stomach for just a few bucks. Sometimes he eats free!

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    That should be the standard for all people tbh

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    That’s gonna help with the role play later.

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    Bring him markers, crayons are for babies

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      Bring him markers, crayons are for babies

      Woah! Crayons are for Marines!

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