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arrow-up1695arrow-down1external-linkPolls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Themthehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareAtomicHotSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·15 hours ago“Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me.”
minus-squareNo1@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours ago“She just wants your tip” “That’s OK. I don’t need to go full penetration” 🙄
minus-squarefckreddit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·14 hours agoAnything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.
“Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me.”
“She just wants your tip”
“That’s OK. I don’t need to go full penetration”
🙄
Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.