• mindbleach
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    2 months ago

    For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.

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      2 months ago

      Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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      2 months ago

      Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.