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minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·4 个月前But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 个月前I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 个月前We don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
minus-squarefishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 个月前If there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 个月前We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 个月前That’s why I support nuking the whales.
But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
We don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
The ocean isn’t sending its best.
If there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
Gotta nuke something.
We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
That’s why I support nuking the whales.